BALLBUSTIN' WITH THE GO-GOS (??) aka Go-Gos Exposed. The complete LONG version of this infamous backstage home movie. Belinda and the girls, all of whom are completely drunk and/or stoned, crowd into a bathroom and try unsuccessfully to talk a female fan into having sex with one of their drunken roadies, who's trying unsuccessfully to manhandle himself into an erection while sitting on the toilet. Growing bored with this idea, the ladies wait until limpdick passes out, then cover him with shaving cream and shove a dildo up his ass. Twice. Only poor to fair picture quality, but you ain't gonna find it at Blockbuster!  Order

DEADLY STRANGERS Hayley Mills nude! Order

FAMOUS T & A (82) aka Famous Tits & Arses. Pulchritudinous Sybil Danning hosts this skintillating collection of femme celeb sex’n’flesh scenes. Jiggling delights include Cassandra Peterson (aka Elvira), Ursula Andress, Jacqueline Bisset, Claudia Jennings, Edy Williams, Nastassia Kinski, Brigitte Bardot, Phyllis Davis, Ornela Muti, Joan Prather, Laurie Walters and many, many, many more!  Order

FILM FLUBS VOL. II MORE Celebrities at their worst!  Order

GARNER TED ARMSTRONG RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY (9?) Check this out: A Dallas, TX massage therapist stuck a camcorder inside a clock and secretly recorded a nude, tattooed, and obviously drunk Garner Ted Armstrong (fire & brimstone televangelist and head of The Church of God International) repeatedly attempting to cajole her into doing the nasty with him while pawing at her jugs! Pretty grainy and hard to hear (tick-tick-tick), but talk about caught in the act! Includes the Inside Edition coverage AND a crazy Christian kids show called The Silver Voyage With Captain Hook with a pirate for Jesus complete with parrot! Put a copy of this in the collection plate and run like hell!  Order

GEMINI AFFAIR (8?) Wow! If you ever popped a little Baby Boomer boner for Judie Robinson, the blonde big sister on Lost In Space have we got a show for you! Marta Kristen systematically obliterates her good girl image with this sleazy soaper from the one and only Matt Cimber. Get this: Marta comes to Hollywood to stay with her best friend from high school who's now a foul mouthed bisexual Hollywood hooker. Things get weird and before you know it Marta's giving us her all in an extended, near-hardcore lesbian love scene! Too freakin' much! As an added bonus, this ultrarare clump of celebrity dirt also includes some rare Lost in Space goodies and an appearance by Marta & Co. on The Family Feud!  Order

GOLD BIRD GOLD MEDALIST’S FAIRIES (02) aka Goldbird. You're gonna love this! A Japanese production company shelled out a small fortune to three Romanian Olympic Gold Medal Gymnasts to film them doing their routines topless and in bra & panties!!! Yes! Yes! See these "gold birds" doing their floor routines, the uneven bars, the balancing beam and more, all with their championship titties bouncing around to beat the band! When this video surfaced the manure hit the proverbial rotor blades and the gals were banned from Romania for "bringing dishonor to the Motherland" Bet they kept the money though! With play-by-play narration in Japanese. Order

HOT SPLASH (88) Titillating teen comedy follows four golden brown Floridians, Matt, Woody, Jimbo and Jennifer, as they ramp up for the International Sundek Surfing Festival, which promises sun, surf and, best of all, skin! This mega-obscure T&A fest not only has plenty of jiggle, tons of '80s-era Cali scenery, horrendous acting and a title more appropriate for hardcore pornography; it's also got former CNN Headline News anchor Andrea Thompson (billed here as Rebecca Thompson) totally butt-ass naked! Wheeee!  Order

JAYNE KENNEDY: A BIG HAND FOR THE LITTLE LADY (91) See former newscaster, infomercial hostess, and B movie staple Jayne Kennedy and her pro boxer husband Isaac do the dirty deed! Watch as Isaac makes his entire hand disappear between Jayne's legs! Hear Jayne squeal, and squeal, and squeal, while bad '70s music plays in the background! Shitty, multi-generation camcorder picture quality actually ADDS to the forbidden, voyeuristic charm in this rare, completely UNCUT 102 minute print! Order

KGA: KIDNAPPED GIRLS' AGENCY (85) Impossibly rare hour-long bondage specialty tape starring... Michelle "Pia Snow" Bauer, Linnea Quigley, and film critic Ric Meyers (who also wrote and directed)!!! Unbelievable!  Order

MADONNA: SEX (92) You want ‘em, we got ‘em. The private "home movies" recorded to document Madonna’s "Sex" book shoot in Miami and never intended to be seen by the public. The Material Girl is 100% nude 99% of the time throughout this. See Madonna perform a VERY hot private nude dance, ride a bike in the buff (wonder how much that seat would go for on eBay?) and pump gas topless. See her try to wrestle Vanilla Ice’s boxers off. See candid, completely revealing moments with superstars Naomi Campbell, Isabella Rosellini, Big Daddy Kane and others, as well as a very intimate scene with Madonna and her female manager. Shot in both B&W and color in a style designed to match the look of the book this is just over an hour’s worth of celebrity skin at its absolute finest. Plus, as an added bonus, we’ll also throw in the completely uncensored, unbleeped version of the infamous Letterman Show appearance where Ms. Ciccone cusses a blue streak and accuses Dave of smoking dope and being a pervert at no extra charge. Order

MY BREAST (94) Meredith Baxter (aka Meredith Baxter Birney) goes a long way toward repaying her debt to society for her involvement in the culture crime that was Family Ties by fully exposing her massive jugaloos in this sensitive (sniff) TV-movie about one woman’s heroic fight against breast cancer. Yes, yes, we’ve all been pink ribboned to death (by the way, why no blue ribbons for testicular cancer?) but we repeat: Alex Keaton’s mom. MASSIVE jugaloos. Fully exposed. In a TV movie. This is important stuff worthy of your attention! Order

SHANNON (??) Yet another skeleton in Michelle Bauer’s closet! Ms. Bauer finally hits rock bottom in this hour-long specialty tape, which features Shelly performing simulated sex with a transsexual!!! Ask her about this one at her next convention appearance! Order

STALAG 69 (82) Nasty hardcore porno women-in-Nazi-prison flick starring Dorothy LeMay and Angelique Pettyjohn (aka Heaven St. John) as a sadistic Nazi torturess!!! X-rated. Order

TEXAS LIGHTNING Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormck) naked! Order

TWO PEOPLE (73) Hey, everybody! See TV’s "Bionic Woman" Lindsay Wagner TOPLESS! Woo-hoo! Yes, she’s topless about 80 minutes into this largely forgotten romantic weepie by director Robert Wise. Wagner plays a cold-as-ice fashion model who meets the charisma-impaired Peter Fonda while on a fashion shoot in Morocco. Fonda is a Vietnam War deserter who decides to face the music back in the states, and the two meet cute on a train ride. Eventually they fly to Paris, fall in love, fuck, fly to New York and make some very hard life decisions. Lots of travelogue scenery and heart-rending melodrama ensue. Oh, did we tell you that Lindsay Wagner goes TOPLESS at one point? Yes, it’s her, no body double! Woo-hoo!! Order

WORKING GIRLS (73) Hard to come by (no pun intended) stripper sex comedy directed by Stephanie Rothman and highlighted by a boner-inducing bump and grind from horror hostess with the mostest, Casandra Peterson. That's right, buy this tape and you can finally see those last few all-important inches of Elvira's succulent jugs! Order