THE BONNIE PARKER STORY (58) Stunning drive-in audiences almost a decade before Warren Beatty started collecting awards for "Bonnie and Clyde" THE BONNIE PARKER STORY blasts from the screen with all the impact of a smoking machine gun. Bonnie and Clyde (called "Guy" in this version) are small time punks waiting to become newspaper headlines. A string of bloody holdups across Texas leads to the Front Page story of their violent deaths -- gunned down by the Texas Rangers. Starring Dorothy Provine, Jack Hogan and Richard Bakalyan and shot in glorious black and white, this over the top cult classic is a must for nostalgia and trash movie fans alike. Order

THE BOOGENS (82) Rare WIDESCREEN print of this cool coal miners vs. rubber-tentacled beastie micro epic. Order

A BULLET FOR PRETTY BOY (70) aka Bullet for a Gangster. Fabian Forte (better known as just "Fabian") stars as Pretty Boy Floyd in this extremely rare gangster biopic from Larry Buchanan. For more of Fabian playing against type see also Soul Hustler listed later in these pages. Order

BUTTERFLY (82) Pia Zadora's at the top of her perky, fuckable form in this steamy saga of white trash incest from James M. Cain by way of Matt Cimber. Stars Stacy Keach, Orson Welles, Eddy Albert, James Franciscus, and June Lockhart (?!), with music by Ennio Morricone. Pia's bathtub scene should have you wearing out your slo-mo button, among other things. Order

CB HUSTLERS (76) aka Hot Box Highway. Maybe you call going from cb-equipped custom vans full of shag carpeting, bong water and teenage pussy to satellite-linked cell phones and mini-vans stuffed with soccer brats "progress" or "maturity" or even "irony." We call it Death on a Stick. Anyway, here’s a prime slice of drive-in cheese from back in the day: Two hayseed reporters stumble across the Big Story about a ring of highway hookers and their rolling cathouses. The girls all wear supertight jeans and t-shirts that say "CB Hustlers" and have cute names like "Lemon" "Vanilla" "Sundae" and "Scuz" (Scuz probably doesn’t get a lot of business). Needless to say, everyone including Smokey is on their tails. And if nostalgia’s not your bag, there’s always the ultra-ultra-ultra close-ups of Uschi Digard’s mighty milk jugs to put a smile on you face. Just remember to keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down and we’ll catch you on the flip flop, good buddy! Order

CONVOY (78) Sam Peckinpah's big rig extravaganza in excellent quality! Kris Kristofferson is Rubber Duck, an independent trucker trying his damnedest to keep low-down sheriff Dirty Lyle (Ernest Borgnine) off his ass and out of his way. But after the Duck and some friends at a diner end up on the better side of a big brawl with the cops, leaving all the squad cars smashed and a humiliated Lyle as pissed as a wet cat, he takes off for sanctuary beyond the state line a wanted man inadvertently leading an ever-growing convoy with an ever-changing purpose. Spotted with Peckinpah's trademark moments of symphonic violence in slo-mo, as well as eye-popping crashwork, fans of Death Proof might also recognize the Rubber Duck's very personalized hood ornament. Based on the likewise-titled song by C.W. McCall.. (review by Scott Wallis) Order

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THE EXOTIC ONES (68) aka Monster and the Stripper. Blood and pasties galore in this ultrarare drive-in masterpiece from Nashville's first family of film, the Ormonds! An Okeefenokee Swamp Thing (played by rockabilly rebel Sleepy La Beef) is captured and put on display at a sleazy Bourbon Street strip club. He packs 'em in by tearing apart chickens and drinking their blood! For real! See Sleepy rip off a redneck's arm and beat him to death with the bloody stump! See "Titania" the big-boned stripper with the flaming tassels! See a toothless guy forced to drink from a spitoon! See a sexy dressing room catfight! See the world's oldest fan dancer, who's got a sign that says "LSD" tied to her ass! UNbeLIEVable!  Order

FANTASIA AMONG THE SQUARES (71) aka Fantasia chez les Ploucs. When an on the lam racetrack tout comes to stay at his moonshiner brother’s farm he finds himself in the middle of a search for a burlesque queen’s diamond studded G-string. Of course the most logical place to look for it is at the local strip clubs... Oddball French comedy set in rural Arkansas and based on American author Charles Williams’ 1956 novel "The Diamond Bikini." Directed by Gerard Pires and starring Lino Ventura, Georges Beller and Mireille Darc. Letterboxed French language print. Order

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THE GREAT TEXAS DYNAMITE CHASE (76) aka Dynamite Women. Hard-ass hussy Claudia Jennings spends 90 minutes climbing in and out of her Daisy Duke shorts, whipping out her boobs, and blowing shit up. How can you go wrong? Order

HARRY CREWS: GUILTY AS CHARGED (93) Excellent hour-long look at this hard living, hard drinking Florida author and macho man who’s been described as "The South’s answer to Hunter Thompson and Charles Bukowski" which sounds good except for the fact that Thompson’s from Kentucky which, trust us, is DEFINITELY in the South. Order

HIGH BALLIN' (77) "Truckin' is one thing. High-Ballin' is another..." No argument there, good buddy! Former truck driver Rane cycles back in town where the local road jockeys are in trouble. Their will to remain independent from corrupt bigwig King Carroll is breaking under the pressure of relentless hijackings from masked bandits whose heavy-handed ultimatum is "quit or die." Reluctantly, Rane once again takes the wheel to fight the power for a better life. Starring Peter Fonda and the awesome Jerry Reed (who also sings the title tune), featuring dangerous stunts and a shitload of explosions from abandoned cars turned into makeshift bombs! Reliable ozoner action from American International Pictures. (review by Scott Wallis) Order

HOLY GHOST PEOPLE (68) Wild, hour-long B&W documentary about Pentecostal snake handlers filmed way, WAY back in the back woods of West Virginny with real snakes and even realer hillbillies. See folks hoot'n'holler, speak in tongues, play "catch the copperhead," and for the finale, see a true believer actually get bit by a serpent! Then watch disbelief as his hand swells up to the size of a catcher's mitt before your very eyes! While you’re watching this keep in mind that these people are our neighbors! Order

HONKY TONK NIGHTS (78) For your information, porno film actresses can do a lot more than just spread ‘em – they can also sing and act! Well … kinda, sorta, as this hicksploitation feature demonstrates. Carol Doda stars as Belle Barnett, a Dolly Parton wannabe with titties as big as your head! Georgina Spelvin is a bitter-as-rat-poison saloon owner, and Serena is a competing country crooner. They and their friends drink moonshine, get into fights, have sex, race and crash cars, have sex some more … The humidity is high, and the gals try to get by in this down home yokel fest. You’ll want to break out a spanking new pair of flip flops for the occasion! (review by Scott Wallis) Order

IF FOOTMEN TIRE YOU, WHAT WILL HORSES DO? (71) aka Blood Will Flow Like Water. Nothing in your experience can prepare you for the sheer raving paranoid insanity you'll witness in this Deep DEEP South Christian anti-Communist tirade narrated by ultra-fundamentalist preacherman Estus W. Pirkle (who firmly believes that "dancing is the front door to adultery") and produced by the one and only Ormond family. See hillbilly women used as Marxist sex toys! See children being taught to pray to Fidel Castro for candy! See rural bible thumpers brainwashed into believing that "Communism is good! Christianity is stupid!" See a man hung from a tree and repeatedly lowered onto pitchforks by his family while an evil Commie Commissar laughs hysterically in the background! See a kid get his eardrums pierced with bamboo spikes so he can't hear the word of Jesus! See another tyke get his head lopped off with a machete for refusing to tow the Party line! Very possibly the rarest and without a doubt the most unintentionally hilarious flick in our entire library. If you don't buy this one we pity you. Order

KILLERS THREE (68) Hard to find Bonnie and Clyde style backwoods shoot 'em up filmed in central North Carolina. Stars Dick Clark(!), Robert Walker Jr., Diane Varsi, Norman Alden, Maureen Arthur, Tony York and Merle Haggard. Order

LAST NIGHT AT THE ALAMO (83) Great little slice of (low) life character study about last call at the Alamo Bar, a Houston honky tonk that’s scheduled for demolition, where the regulars are gathering for one final night of drinkin,’ cussin’, spittin’ and fightin’. Shot in B&W to give it that documentary feel it’s easy to forget these people are acting. Order

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MOONRUNNERS (74) Love 'em or hate 'em this is the movie that's responsible for giving the world the Duke boys. And, of course, Daisy. Sleepy-eyed James Mitchum (taking after his pa) and a pre-Hill Street Blues Kiel Martin play Grady and Bobby Lee, a couple of good ol' boys who run 'shine (that's moonshine, son) for their Uncle Jesse, a grizzled old-timer who prides himself on the quality of his product and who isn't about to be forced out of business by Jake, front man for the New York Syndicate. Fast-paced and entertaining with music and narration by Waylon Jennings, some fine paint swappin' car chase action and a few purty women too. Handy hint: Run an extension cord out of the house, set the TV and VCR on the hood of ol’ General Lee, pile in with a bucket of chicken, a 12 pack and your best gal and make a night of it! Order

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PLEASE DON'T TOUCH ME (59) aka Teenage Bride. Another Southern-fried rarity from the mighty Ormonds! This one's about a buxom beauty who's unable to perform her wifely duty because as a child she was nearly dihonored by Lash la Rue! But thanks to Ormond McGill, "America's Master Hypnotist" she's finally able to get it on with the best of 'em. Before they got right with Jesus (And after too. Check out If Footmen Tire You...) these folks really knew how to dish out the sleaze. In just over an hour they pack in: the entire history of hypnosis, real open heart surgery footage, mondo scenes of flagellants beating themselves and each other bloody and a Borneo fakir rolling around on broken glass ala Iggy Pop, an E-Meter therapy session, a sexually unsatisfied hubby chewing on his wife's panties in frustration, and the star attraction jiggling around in revealing lingerie and a skintight silver outfit while confessing over and over that "I haven't been feeling myself lately!" All of it's filmed in the most eye-poppingly lurid and garish style imaginable and no opportunity is missed to zoom in on their moneymaker's pendulous cleavage and drive-in screen filling ass. If you're not hip to the Ormonds this is a great place to start. Order

THE REBEL (Var.) In case you hadn't gathered, the South's a whole different world. Case in point, James "Rebel" O'Leary a hefty, black-clad, turquoise-encrusted crooner and legend in his own mind who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. The Rebel, along with his entire fat inbred family (aka "The Rebellettes"), travels from town to town inflicting his unique brand of entertainment on the unsuspecting. This tape's a collection of cable access appearances and interviews with Mr. Rebel, plus a very "special" live performance at a Goodwill bingo hall. If you think you hate country music now, wait until you see this! Order

REDNECK COUNTY (73) aka Poor Pretty Eddie; Heartbreak Hotel; Black Vengeance. Hoo Daddy! Check out this piece o’ Dixie doodle! Famous Black singer Leslie Uggams plays a famous Black singer whose Bentley breaks down on the wrong side of the Mason Dixon line leaving her trapped in a backwater hellhole populated by Michael Christian, Shelley Winters, Ted Cassidy, and Slim Pickens! Christian plays a combination gigolo/ Elvis wannabe/ Jethro Bodine From Hell to Winters’ over the hill stripper sugar mama. Once he sees Uggams though he figgers he’s got himself a new meal ticket, just as soon as he’s done "entertaining" her that is! Amazingly sick and mean spirited this one gets a special Poor Taste Award for the scene that cuts between Uggams being assaulted in her cabin and a bunch of good ol’ boys outside passin’ around the jug while they hee haw over a couple of coon dogs mating! Uggams is also forced to give a drunken cracker a blow job and gets a whipping for her troubles, Cassidy has his favorite hound served to him as stew, and Pickens is frighteningly realistic as the redneck sheriff who says stuff like "Did he bite ya on the titties?" And let’s not forget the bloody grand finale that gives new meaning to the term "shotgun wedding"! UNCUT UK print includes footage missing from the US Poor Pretty Eddie release. Order  

RIDE IN A PINK CAR (74) Taking its cue from such early-70s classics as Billy Jack and Walking Tall, Ride in a Pink Car is an enjoyably tacky action/exploiter about a womanizing hick (aging Glenn Corbett) who returns to his small town Florida home after believed killed in action in Vietnam, and finds that not only has his wife remarried but the town has been taken over by corrupt forces who don't take too kindly to his presence. Highlights include the funky title song and the hot pink Plymouth Cadillac which pops up at various intervals throughout the film (but which actually has little to do with the story). (review by Greg Goodsell) Order

SAVAGE ENCOUNTER (80) A South African couple retire to their isolated mountain cabin where they are attacked by a pair of psychotic hillbillies. The bad guys first brutalize, then sexually assault both man and wife. Too embarrassed to go to the authorities, the husband arms himself with a rifle and goes through the underbrush in search of mean justice. A no-budget mish-mosh of ideas plucked from Deliverance and Straw Dogs, this Encounter is a strange one. Everyone in the nearby vicinity appears to be victimized by the barely-there brothers, without reprisal or complaint, a childhood trauma suffered by the wife is introduced and then not elaborated on, and, oh, did we forget to mention that there are lots and lots of BONDAGE SCENES!?! (review by Greg Goodsell) Order

SCUM OF THE EARTH (74) aka Poor White Trash II. The best laid vacation plans of wives and men often really do go awry. And how! After her hubby gets a surprise visit to the chest by an unseen maniac with an axe to grind, newlywed Helen takes off into the woods and right into the greasy arms of Odis Pickett ("You follow me in yonder and I’m gonna kick you right in the belly"). She quickly descends into a dark well of false promises, incest, and assault by a creepy and stoic hillbilly clan. But, somebody’s still lurkin’ out there in them woods, and they ain’t leaving while there’s unfinished business what needs tendin’ to... Director S.F. Brownrigg (Don’t Look in the Basement!) gets up close and claustrophobic again with this gore-stained sleazy ball of a yarn that’s so repulsive, it’s downright sexy. Packaged at some point for the drive-in circuit posing as a sequel to Bayou (57), which was itself re-titled Poor White Trash. Get it while it’s hot! (review by Scott Wallis) Order

SIX PACK ANNIE (75) Former Miss USA Lindsay Bloom stars as "Six Pack Annie Bodine" a good time gal who likes to chug beer, race her pick up and go skinny dippin’. It ain’t all possum and dumplings in Dogpatch though. Seems Annie’s Aunt Tess is a gonna lose the family diner unless Annie either comes up with the scratch or lets ol’ Sheriff Waters have a bit a that tender young snatch. Classic backwoods drive-in hokum with plenty of barroom brawlin’, lewd’n’crude gags and cornpone humor. Order

SIXTEEN (73) aka Like a Crow on a June Bug; The Young Prey. Or as I like to call it, 'Brother Meets Sister...Brother Touches Sister...Brother Loses Sister...Brother Finds Sister...Sister Gets Brother.' A new road is being built in a rural Georgia community ("Gonna lay things open where they best stay dark and hidden."), and it’s running through Ma & Pa Erdly’s property, for which they’re compensated a staggering $8000 in foldin’ money. They get a notion to head out with the young’ns for an evening of innocent carnival fun at the local fairgrounds where the family separates; brother Lonnie gets hung up hard on a buxom stripteaser (Beverly Powers), while sister Naomi (Simone Griffeth) gets herself a busted hymen. And it’s a long night for one and all... Good cast and great performances help make this a more-well-made-than-it-should-be slice of Dixie sleaze with all the fixin’s: skinny-dippin’, moonshinin’, bar brawlin’, jailbait lovin’, and damnation preachin’, with scenic routes through Georgia’s wooded hills and some knockout views of Beverly’s hills. Bear down on it! (review by Scott Wallis) Order

A SMALL TOWN IN TEXAS (76) "Hey, white trash! You want a transmission that's worth a nigger's booze?!" Any film opening with a drunkard stumbling out of his pickup truck and accusing it of being a son of a bitch before decorating it with bullet holes in the middle of the night is worth its weight in grindhouse gold! Just released from prison, all Poke Jackson wants is to get his old lady, Mary Lee, and their son, and get to California. Come to find out, the hardass who put Poke in the pokey, Sheriff Duke ("a chicken who thinks he's a rooster"), has been humpin' sweet Mary Lee in the meanwhile. But when Poke witnesses Duke's role in the assassination of a Congressional candidate he's supposed to be protecting, a web of corruption worth $25,000 is uncovered that has Duke seeing red, tasting blood, and hot on Poke's runaway ass! Incredible cast set their characters on fire in this deep fat-fried drive-in gem from American International, exploding with 70s-style car chases that'd give Hazzard County a run for its money."Ain't nuthin' keepin' us from gettin' out of this state 'cept God Almighty and a lightnin' bolt!" WEEEEEE-HAAAAA!! (review by Scott Wallis) Order

TEXAS LIGHTNING Marcia Brady (Maureen McCormick) naked! Order

THAT TENNESSEE BEAT (66). Jim Birdsell is a guitar-pickin' spoiled roughneck who's just gotten arrested for the last time. He's abandoned by both his daddy ("Find your own way, or die!"), and his indifferent brat of a gal pal, Belle (sexy Dolores Faith), and after bashing Belle's father in the head and stealing 200 of his monies, he runs off to make the music scene in Nashville. Supported by a wheelchair-bound preacherwoman and a fading country and western duo, Jim does become a star, though not without fuckin' up & throwin' down a few more times first. Featuring familiar faces from Ron Ormond's exploitation stable, That Tennessee Beat is naturally filled with regional music, showcasing awesome performances from legends The Statler Brothers and "Mr. Sax" himself, Boots Randolph. (review by Scott Wallis) Order

TRUCKSTOP WOMEN (74) Claudia Jennings, Uschi Digart, 18-wheelers, rednecks, hit men, and a C&W theme song that you'll be humming for weeks afterward, good buddy! Includes trailer. Order

UNCLE GODDAM’S REDNECK TORTURE TAPE (??) aka Dale’s Funnest Videos. Real home movies of a drunken yahoo (who’s vocabulary consists entirely of the expression, "Gawd DAMN!") being tortured and tormented by his meanass hillbilly "friends" and family. See these freaks practice potentially fatal wrestling moves on poor ol’ Uncle Goddam, repeatedly set his crotch on fire with lighter fluid, spray paint his face with Rustoleum and wrap his head in packing tape and then RIP it off in long, flesh-peeling sheets! Gawd DAMN! Not the greatest picture quality (let’s face it, these people aren’t too fucking bright) but absolutely unbelievable. Also included at no extra charge are The Carol Tapes, still more scary hillbilly home movies starring fat’n’sassy trailer trash diva Carol, who’s either the funniest scary woman or the scariest funny woman we’ve ever seen. Order

UNHOLY ROLLERS (72) aka The Unholy Rollers. Ex-Playboy Playmate Claudia Jennings stars as a hot-headed hussy who ditches her day job, hooks up with an all babe roller derby team, and starts kicking some serious ass! A wonderfully entertaining AIP rarity that takes a blackened but unblinking eyed -look at this rancid little subculture. And think of it: A mini-skirted Claudia Jennings on roller skates and wearing knee pads. The mind reels at the possibilities! Order