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CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
(SPECIAL EDITION).
(79) aka Holocausto Canibal; Nackt und zer Fleischt Cannibal;
Cannibal Massaker; Cannibal Omega. Uncut, unfogged 95 minute
print of Ruggero Deodato's stomach churning masterpiece of
depravity! Features a woman being ritually fucked to death with
a rock, up close field stripping of a giant turtle, obligatory
intestine slurping and dick removal, abortion cannibal style
(wait 'til she's ready to pop, then just yank the little bastard
out and bury him in the mud), and the infamous naked dead chick
on a stick scene. Everything you've heard about this film is
absolutely true. You've been warned! Pristine quality
letterboxed print complete with trailers and bonus goodies PLUS
bonus music lover's CD at no extra charge. Order |
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THE CANYONS OF HIS MIND
(03) aka Vivian Stanshall: The Canyons of His Mind. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CAN YOU KEEP IT UP
FOR A WEEK?
(74) This is
one of those goofy 70's British sex comedies in the mode of the
popular "Confessions of" or "Adventures of" series where
servile, demeaning employment somehow leads a young man to get
more scrumptious tail than any young man could possibly handle
(which makes you wonder why the real-life workers in Britain
were always angry and on strike in the 1970's). The male
protagonist here (Jeremy Bulloch) has a gorgeous, generously
breasted fiancée (played by the gorgeous, generously breasted
Jill Damas from "Sex Play") who refuses to marry him unless he
proves he can "keep it up for a week", that is keep a job for a
week (get your minds out of the gutter, people). This doesn't
seem like all that difficult a task for someone to be considered
marriage material, but ironically it results in him cheating on
her about a dozen times.Our hero goes to work for an employment
agency called "Here to Service You" and has all manner of
misadventures with the invariably horny female clientèle. He
meets a libidinous female shrink (played by popular sex star Sue
Longhurst), a ditzy housewife in a bathtub with her toe somehow
stuck in a drain, three nubile sisters who he "babysits" (and
who show him that they're WAY too mature to need a babysitter),
and he even gets involved in an interracial three-way with a
black nurse and white female doctor in a medical office. The
ending involves an incredibly hypocritical double-standard plot
twist in which his fiancée is in danger of being seduced into
bed by another man (as opposed to say a dozen other men, which
would only be fair), and he has to rush to the rescue. But rest
assured that whatever happens, the male sex fantasy here is not
going to be punctured. The jokes here generally fall pretty
flat, but there's definitely no shortage of crumpet!
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CATHAY CLASSICS
(Var.) Jaw dropping collection of rare clips and trailers
from Malaysian film giant, Cathay Studios. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CEKO
(70) Turkish language with English subtitles. In-depth description coming
soon. Title is currently available for order so no need to wait,
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THE CHICKEN
CHRONICLES
(77) Steve Guttenberg had his first lead role as a Beverly Hills
high school senior on the verge of graduation in 1969 in this
inert teen comedy that tries to be about sex, drugs, alienation
and the counterculture and ends up a bewildering pile of
unfunny, nudity-free PG-rated crap. Still, there's a couple
reasonably hot babes in it you've probably never seen before,
including one actress by the much-more-porno-appropriate name "Kutee" (....Jesus!). It's better if you're into pouty-lipped muscular
hairless
Semitic boys, since The Guttmeister is the only cast member who spends any time
topless.
Phil Silvers screams a lot as the boys' chicken-delivery-joint boss. If you're a
70's teen
flick completist, you'll be happy to know it's an excellent quality letterboxed
print.
(review by Greg Goodsell)
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THE CHRISTINE JORGENSEN STORY
(70) One of the looniest major studio
releases ever, and United Artists knew it. Based on the scandalous
1967 memoir of the world's first transsexual but written and directed
like it was 1957, this achingly sincere, hilariously square bio-pic
was so difficult to see (until now!) that it became legendary amongst
camp fans. IT DOES NOT DISAPPOINT. John Hansen, who's like a fruity
Troy Donahue, plays both George Jorgensen, a tormented commercial
photographer, and, in a wig and a smart new wardrobe, his sex-changed
alter ego Christine. Just to make sure the audience doesn't mistake
George for a common dirty queer, there's a scene where he's almost
raped by his hot horny boss and flees sobbing into the night. No
wonder he goes all the way to Denmark and volunteers for the planet's
first penectomy. Trent Lehman, Butch from "Nanny & The Professor",
is wildly miscast as Young George-- Trent later hanged himself, and
when you see this, you'll see why.
(review by Christian McLaughlin) Order |
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CIAO FEDERICO!
(70) Rare behind-the-scenes documentary about the filming of
Fellini's Satyricon. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CINDERELLA
(77) aka The Other Cinderella; Cinderella: The Movie.
Not for the kiddies! In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CLEOPATRA WONG
(78) aka They Call Her... Cleopatra Wong. Doris
Young, aka Marrie Lee, stars as sexy, free spirited secret agent
and martial arts expert Cleopatra Wong in this Singapore lensed
rarity patterned after (duh) Cleopatra Jones. Cleo is
sent to Hong Kong where she leads a group of fellow agents in
destroying a counterfeiting ring that’s being run out of a
monastery better known for its production of strawberry jam.
Tons of fight scenes, cool gadgety weapons, LOTS of nun ass
kicking and good use of the local scenery make for a very
entertaining viewing experience. For more of the Cleopatra Wong
character see also Dynamite Johnson and Pay or Die.Trivia
notes: 1. Probably due to the fact that Australia is one of the
few countries where it was released to video, there’s a pop band
down under named "Cleopatra Wong." 2. This movie is still banned
to this day in Malaysia because of its machine gun toting nuns
plotline. 3. Ms. Young was last seen endorsing an herbal product
named "Sun Chlorella" on the Internet. Letterboxed English
language print. Order |
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COCKFIGHTER
(74) UNCUT letterboxed version includes trailer. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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COLD TURKEY
(71) In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CONFESSIONS OF A
BLUE MOVIE STAR
(78) aka The Evolution of Snuff. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CONFESSIONS OF A
CRAP ARTIST
(92) aka Barjo; Confessions d'un Barjo. Letterboxed
French language print with English subtitles. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CONFESSIONS OF A
TRICK BABY
(99) aka Freeway II: Confessions of a Trickbaby.
Letterboxed. Includes trailer. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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THE CORONER'S CAMERA VOL. 1
(97) Rare and incredibly graphic collection of autopsy
footage. No joke - NOT for the faint of heart!
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COSMIC MONSTERS
(58) aka The Cosmic Monster; The Strange World of Planet
X. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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COWBOY IN SWEDEN
(70) Glorious and extraordinarily RARE collection of early
"music videos" from silver tongued devil Lee Hazlewood. Includes
"No Train to Stockholm" "Cool Hard Times" "Pray Them Bars Away"
"Hey Cowboy" and "The Night Before." Plus priceless footage of
Swinging Sweden in its heyday. Order |
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CRACKED ACTOR
(75) Outstanding documentary - originally aired on the BBC
"Omnibus" program - may seem a bit slow moving and "arty"
to those weened on Biography's breezy chrono-bio clip-show
style, but it's as honest a portrait as you'll ever find on
enigmatic singer David Bowie aka Ziggy Stardust aka The Thin
White Duke, captured in the midst of an intensely creative
period, but fueled and debilitated by massive cocaine use (hey,
aren't they all?). It contains some unusually candid
behind-the-scenes footage as well as providing fascinating
glimpses of the fabled 1974 "Diamond Dogs" tour, unavailable
elsewhere. Order |
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CRIME WAVE
(85) aka The Big Crime Wave. In-depth description coming
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CRIPPLED AVENGERS
(COLLECTOR'S EDITION)
(78) aka Mortal Combat; Return of the 5 Deadly Venoms; Crippled Heroes: Mortal Combat; Crippled Avenger in Mortal Combat With
Five Venom Mob. Can Que. More handicapped hijinks pitting a blind dude, a
deaf mute, an armless kickboxer, a no-legged woman warrior, and the
village idiot (played by the director, Chan Cheng) against the evil
Tin Tan Wong, a Wu Shu meanie with go-go-gadget arms! Exclusive Double-Disc "Phantom Limb" Collector's
Edition offers up both the English dubbed and English subtitled
versions of this masterpiece (both in glorious widescreen) plus
the original trailer! Order |
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THE CURIOUS FEMALE
(70) Includes trailer. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CURSE OF THE ALPHA STONE
(72) In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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CURSE OF THE
UNDEAD
(59) aka Mark of the West. In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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DADETOWN
(95) In-depth description coming soon. Title is
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