BODY TROOPERS (96) aka Chasing the Kidney Stone; Jakten pa Nyresteinen. Bizarre, hilarious and ultimately disturbing, this children's film from Norway (but dubbed in English) is so wrong on so many levels it's hard to even know where to begin. Sort of a cross between Fantastic Voyage and a live-action Osmosis Jones, our story concerns a young tyke who, at the urging of his talking teddy bear, shrinks himself to microscopic size and enters his ailing grandpap's blood stream. Once inside the old coot, our intrepid lad dons a fetishy little rubber suit and skips around his relative's insides making friends with talking blood cells and lung matter and crossing swords with the evil Calcium Crystals who are busily building a ginormous kidney stone in Pop's bladder. Yeek! With impressively weird sets, absurd costumes and an overall creepy vibe that seems more than a little intentional, this is one-of-a-kind weirdness that's not to be missed! Order

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CAPTIVE (80) Obscure sci fi sleeper about a pair of rogue aliens who crash land on a future Earth and take an unsuspecting farm family hostage in order to escape capture. Better than it sounds. No, really. Stars Lori Saunders (who among her other credits was "Bobbi Jo' Bradley #2" on the TV series Petticoat Junction) and the always entertaining (if not always sober) Cameron Mitchell. Order

CINDERELLA 2000 (77) Al Adamson poverty (make that skid) row sci fi sex comedy musical. Breathtakingly bad. Deserves some kind of award for the musical number We All Need Love which contains the memorable line, "When you're down in the dumps, just hop on a rump! We all need love." Order

CONTAMINATION (80)aka Alien Contamination; Contaminazione. Great looking UNCUT and letterboxed import print of Luigi Cozzi’s super slimy Alien knockoff. A Columbian coffee factory is the secret headquarters of a flesh eating Space Cyclops and its many gooey, glowing eggs! Contains ALL the gruesome over-the-top gore footage of people exploding and being devoured missing from other versions! Order

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ESCAPE FROM GALAXY III (81) aka Starcrash II; Star Trap; Giochi Erotici nella 3a Galassia. Disco era sci-fi sex spectacle from Pastaland stars Sherry Buchanan, some Italian dude, and lots of footage recycled from Starcrash. Awe-inspiringly bad with ludicrous dialogue (“Oh, it’s hot! It’s over 6000 mega-degrees!” and “Prepare the uranium vapor rockets!” being just two choice examples), cheesy costumes (including primitive villagers in turquoise tights and a black bad guy with tinsel in his beard) endless makeout sessions and nude frolicking and yes, disco dancing. Order

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NIGHT BEAST (82) Winning combination of tits, cheapjack special effects and bloody, gut spilling, head popping gore in this rural "Hicks vs. Space Monster" outing from Don Dohler and Amazing Pictures. Remember, if it’s any good... It’s Amazing! Order

1984 (56) Appropriately bleak rendition of George Orwell's classic about a totalitarian future of perpetual warfare where the past is constantly being rewritten to serve the needs of the powerful and emotion laden slogans and meaningless catchphrases have replaced rational thought and genuine communication (sound familiar?). Starring Edmond O'Brien, Jan Sterling, Michael Redgrave and Donald Pleasence. Why isn't this ever shown on TV anymore? Don't ask us, ask Big Brother. Doubleplus Good quality. Order

OVER-SEXED RUGSUCKERS FROM MARS (89) Are you ready for insanely low budget filmmaking with balls? Then step right up for the greatest Suck-n-Fuck show on Earth! "See, these Martians with these big bazoombas came down here to cross a human with a vacuum cleaner. They figured this new species would be better at cleaning up after itself." And if that direct quote wasn't enough to make you whet behind the eyes-- Vernon, the homeless man, drinks Martian urine and falls hopelessly in love with Dusty, the titular rugsucker with a real sweet tooth for herbal aphrodisiacs. Tom, the frustrated novelist/pervert who beats off with sun tan lotion gets vacuum-packed in the ass AND blamed for his wife's gruesome Hoover-cide. Rena, the Filipina rock 'n roll starlet, gets a load of Dusty's long attachment lovin' and gives birth... to a Dust Buster with the head of a Cabbage Patch Doll!! (sigh) If only there was a high speed police chase using grocery carts...oh, wait. A rare find and a must-have gem! (review by Scott Wallis) Order

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REPTILICUS (62) aka Dus Med Uhyret. Here it is! The original UNCUT Danish language version of Sid Pink’s hilarious stop-motion catastrophe complete with the ridiculous "flying" scenes, the hilarious "Reptilicus Song" alternate angles and other footage not seen in the AIP version. Also, Reptilicus does not spew green cartoon mucus from his not so mighty jaws in this cut of the movie. Must be seen to be believed. Order

TOO MUCH (87) While on a business trip to Japan with her parents, little Susie is given a high tech robot companion by one of her father’s wily oriental associates. She dubs her newfound metallic friend “Too Much” due to it’s overwhelming translation and video game capabilities. The duo have a swell time until the trip nears its end and Susie realizes she’s going to have to say “sayonara” to her robot buddy. So instead she and the mechanical marvel make a run for it (with a local Japanese boy in tow) and assorted wackiness and hijacks ensue. A surprisingly endearing little yarn with lots of great footage of boom era Tokyo and music by George Clinton. Unfortunately the title “Too Much” was somewhat prophetic as this was the final film for child star Bridgette Andersen, who died a number of years later of an accidental drug and alcohol overdose! Order

VICIOUS LIPS (87) aka Pleasure Planet; Lunar Madness. Order

VIRGIN HUNTERS (94) aka Test Tube Teens From the Year 2000. Order

WHEELS OF FIRE (85) aka Desert Warrior. "If You Thought Max Was Mad..." meet Trace, a square-jawed no-nonsense loner in a post-apocalyptic wasteland where survival is the only way of life. But the shit hits the fan hard when his free-spirited sister (top heavy Playmate Lynda Wiesmeier) gets herself tied to the hood of a car like a crucified deer and taken away for some down-n-dirty pussy taming by Scourge and his junkyard dogs of war. Pedal to the metal, Trace races to the rescue with his trusty flame thrower and a little help from his new friends-- a female bounty hunter, a fragile clairvoyant, and a grunting midget slave! Ripe with demolition derby warfare and funky armored vehicles burnin' rubber across the desert floor, this energetic rip of The Road Warrior comes courtesy of Filipino film icon Cirio Santiago. Includes trailer. (review by Greg Goodsell) Order

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THE X FROM OUTER SPACE Gorgeous letterboxed print. Order

YOR, THE HUNTER FROM THE FUTURE (83) aka Il Mondo di Yor. It’s androids against archery when Reb "Capt. America" Brown does what he does best-- runnin’, fightin’, lovin’ and whoopin’ it up, bonehead style-- in this Tarzan/Superman/Star Wars mythos-injected videohound favorite as a hyper-blonde stone age wanderer with a mystery around his neck, on a quest to find himself in a world of brunettes and monsters. He fucks up a couple of dinosaurs ("Drink. The blood of your enemies makes you stronger."), fights desert people with a HUGE flaming sword, and gets die hard with a vengeance against a horny tribe of hillbillies, but your eyes will pop out of your fucking skull when he kills a giant bat and then uses it as a hang glider! Gorgeous print of this Antonio Margheriti film, with John Steiner as "Overlord." (review by Scott Wallis) Order